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Current Temporal Stability: 87.3% | Mind-Meld Success Rate: 99.98%

Consciousness Decoupling

Experience existence from multiple perspectives simultaneously. Temporarily distribute your consciousness across 3-7 parallel dimensions.

Risk Level: Medium

Cost: 500 Void Credits

*97.3% consciousness reintegration rate

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Time Taste Testing

Sample moments from different temporal coordinates. Experience the flavor profiles of various centuries and timeline branches.

Risk Level: Low

Cost: 250 Void Credits/temporal hour

*May cause temporary chronological dyspepsia

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Quantum Poetry Slam

Participate in a reality-warping poetry performance where words literally reshape local spacetime. Bring protective eyewear.

Risk Level: High

Cost: 750 Void Credits

*Grammar injuries not covered by standard insurance

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Paradox Surfing

Ride the waves of causality violations. Experience the thrill of being your own grandfather. Advanced reality swimmers only.

Risk Level: EXTREME

Cost: 2000 Void Credits

*Existence waiver must be signed in all possible timelines

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