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The Great Depression
Timeline Variance: 78.3%
Paradox Level: MODERATE

World War II Nexus Point
Timeline Variance: 92.1%
Paradox Level: SEVERE

Moon Landing Divergence
Timeline Variance: 45.6%
Paradox Level: CRITICAL

Y2K Temporal Cascade
Timeline Variance: 66.7%
Paradox Level: UNSTABLE

Crypto Singularity
Timeline Variance: 89.9%
Paradox Level: QUANTUM

Current Timeline Stability: 73.6%

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