The Non-Euclidean Suites
Experience comfort in our paradoxical rooms where every corner leads to a different dimension. Each suite features:
- Beds with Schrödinger's pillows - simultaneously soft and firm
- Windows overlooking yesterday and tomorrow
- Bathrooms that occasionally swap locations with other rooms
From ∞ Void Credits/night
*We cannot guarantee which version of you will check out
The Möbius Pool
Our signature infinity pool loops through the 5th dimension. Features include:
- Water that flows upward
- Time-dilated deep end (1 minute = 3 hours)
- Quantum lifeguards who exist in superposition
Complimentary with stay
*Swimming ability in multiple dimensions required
The Probability Mall
Shop in our reality-bending retail space where:
- Stores exist only when observed
- Items may or may not have been purchased by you already
- Prices are determined by quantum fluctuations
Entry: 5 Consciousness Tokens
*Lost shoppers will be found in parallel dimensions